|How to be Ninja|
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|Date Uploaded:||July 25, 2007|
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The video begins with Ryan and Sean doing numerous karate moves and tricks.
In the next scene it shows Sean, acting as a nerd, reading a a large book, and Ryan, acting as the 'tough guy' with a backwards cap and chain necklace. The 'tough guy' approaches the 'nerd' and knocks the book out of his hands, tells him to give him his money and pushes him up against the wall holding his neck. The 'tough guy' then grabs the nerd's hair with his free hand and yanks him forward, and yanks him downwards. He then begins to kick and beat up the nerd while he's on the floor, then after a few seconds later, brushes off his shoulder with his free hand and walks away.
The nerd then is seen struggling to get up, using the wall as a support. Ryan, as the announcer's, voice cuts in, asking if the nerd if he wants to learn how to defend himself, to which the nerds agrees to. Ryan holds up "How to Be Ninja" and throws it to the nerd, which fails to catch it, and falls onto the floor. As Ryan continues on, Sean holds up one arm holding the video.
The next scene is the video where Ryan introduces himself as "Hanate wakuso shiseo tadashite teriyaki suzuki honda civic", in a heavy Chinese accent. Sean starts introducing himself, like Ryan, in a heavy accent, but quickly chyanges back to his normal tone when saying his name was "Bob". Next, Ryan and Sean are together with 'Hanate' solo talking until 'Bob' joins in on the word "Ninja". 'Hanate' then extends his arm sideways towards 'Bob' so his elbow in in the center of his chest, and flys his hand upwards into his (Bob's) face. 'Bob' then falls to the ground.
The scene changes agin to just 'Hanate'. He is introducing the first lesson on being a ninja. Making loud, unnecessary sounds when you hit things. He then is shown doing just that, hitting, kicking, and heading items such as stuffed animals bouncy balls, books/ posters, and pillows. The last item, he attempts to catch, but it is too heavy and he ends up falling backwards with the object.
The next scene is just with 'Bob'. He tells that a true ninja is able to catch things with his chopsticks. He is unable to catch the first 3 items, which were stuffed animals and a pillow. The next item is an empty water bottle which he catches, surprising himself. Then a big green bouncy inflatable yoga ball comes out from behind camera and hits him, causing him to fall down and drop the water bottle.
The next scene features 'Hanate' again. He explains that a true ninja knows how to teleport from place to place. He then disappears from behind the counter by going down and reappears again from the right side of the video screen behind the counter to the left side and repeats this action but from right to left again, not incuding how he got to the right side. Then 'Hanate' comes from the right, only to walk halfway, and turn back around. He is then shown jumping and twirling in the air from the left side oif the screen to the right. He is then shown popping up from behind the table in chairs that are in the backround. He then retreates back down and reapears in front of the camera, making a face. He is then shown walikning on his hands from the left of the screen to the right. Then, jumping up onto the counter from the left side.
The next scene shows 'Bob'. A ninja must be able to transform into anything. A ninja must be able to transform into an animal, 'Hanate' is shown making monkey noises, and acting like one while crossing in front of 'Bob', and off the screen. A nin ja must also must be able to imitate a tree, 'Hanate' crosses in front of 'Bob, and stands straight up and hols out his arm and hands horizantally, and walks off. A ninja also can imitate a fag, 'Hanate' demonstraites by walking across, giggling, and stopping in the center of the screen to giggle some more, and continue walking. A ninja must be able to imitate anyone, 'Hanate' walks in front of 'Bob' and starts stuttering while trying to say "My name is 'Daxflame'.".
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